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lawsofmodernman:
Laws of Modern Man number 137.


Regina George, the perfect example why this is considered “man law.”



Rick Ross knows what I’m talking about.
P.S. UNGH!

lawsofmodernman:

Laws of Modern Man number 137.

Regina George, the perfect example why this is considered “man law.”

Rick Ross knows what I’m talking about.

P.S. UNGH!

Source: lawsofmodernman

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Kick them in their one working testicle.

  • Me: Boston in 6
  • The Rest of the World: Heat are a lock for the NBA Finals
  • Me: Bring it on Earth

Who’d have thought everyone’s careers would play out in this order ofMean Girls:

1. Rachel McAdams

2. Tina Fey

3. Amy Poehler

4. Lizzy Caplan

ZJ. Lindsay Lohan

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When I Hit My Card On The River:

When Someone Hits Their Card On The River:

Why so serious?

"Tim Tebow’s favorite “Call Me Maybe” cover? It’s by the band fun. #adjectiveoveruse"

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@dainerson25, In this installment of Twat of the Day


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I was like:

anchorman

This car most certainly doesn’t get you laid. It’s the exact opposite of what a tramp stamp is for bitches.

This car most certainly doesn’t get you laid. It’s the exact opposite of what a tramp stamp is for bitches.

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Cockroaches & XBox 360’s

As if we need more proof Microsoft is planning on becoming the next Skyrim.

This is the type of Life board this 9-year old is looking for.

This is the type of Life board this 9-year old is looking for.